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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

  • Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
  • Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
  • Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
  • Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
  • Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
  • Woman: That's a shame.
  • Me: Why?
  • Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
  • Cashier: Why is it a shame?
  • Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
  • Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
  • Woman: It's offensive!
  • Me: But how does it affect you?
  • Woman: What?
  • Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
  • Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
  • Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
  • Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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  • Justin Bieber: the music gods sent me to show people what music is
  • Michael Jackson: i didn't *looks at Elvis*
  • Elvis: i didn't *looks at Chris*
  • Christofer Drew: i didn't *looks at Kellin*
  • Kellin Quinn: i didn't *looks at Vic*
  • Vic Fuentes: i didn't *looks at Alex*
  • Alex Gaskarth: i didn't *looks at Oli*
  • Oli Sykes: i didn't *looks at Austin*
  • Austin Carlile: i didn't *looks at Gerard*
  • Gerard Way: i didn't *looks at Andy*
  • Andy Biersack: i didn't *looks at Jesus*
  • Jesus: nope
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  • Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
  • Voldemort: And this is crazy
  • Voldemort: Why are you still alive
  • Voldemort: You stupid baby
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alavaria:

oncelers8utt:

p-os1tive:

agreed

THE WORST PART IS THAT I THOUGHT THIS WAS SOME SORT OF HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

This^^^^
John … Jane …
—Homestuck mode on—

alavaria:

oncelers8utt:

p-os1tive:

agreed

THE WORST PART IS THAT I THOUGHT THIS WAS SOME SORT OF HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

This^^^^

John … Jane 

Homestuck mode on

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