Tonigh Is The Night

This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

• Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
• Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
• Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
• Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
• Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
• Woman: That's a shame.
• Me: Why?
• Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
• Cashier: Why is it a shame?
• Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
• Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
• Woman: It's offensive!
• Me: But how does it affect you?
• Woman: What?
• Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
• Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
• Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
• Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

• Justin Bieber: the music gods sent me to show people what music is
• Michael Jackson: i didn't *looks at Elvis*
• Elvis: i didn't *looks at Chris*
• Christofer Drew: i didn't *looks at Kellin*
• Kellin Quinn: i didn't *looks at Vic*
• Vic Fuentes: i didn't *looks at Alex*
• Alex Gaskarth: i didn't *looks at Oli*
• Oli Sykes: i didn't *looks at Austin*
• Austin Carlile: i didn't *looks at Gerard*
• Gerard Way: i didn't *looks at Andy*
• Andy Biersack: i didn't *looks at Jesus*
• Jesus: nope

• Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
• Voldemort: And this is crazy
• Voldemort: Why are you still alive
• Voldemort: You stupid baby